Zen and the Art of Garden Maintenance

There is an absolutely beautiful little blog post which I highly recommend to you all: Keeping Mulch and other BrownScapes Manicured

After clearing the "What colour is the zebra" question up for Fereday... it prompted me to think of other gardening-related zenism.....

Along the lines of "if a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one to hear it, does it make a sound", how about:

"if a gardener steps on his rake, and there is no one around, does he make a girly scream?"
"if a gardener runs from a spider, and there is no one around, does he look like he's practicing his Morris dancing?"
finally...
"what is the sound of one glove flapping?"

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Comment by Kerrie John-The garden design Co on August 2, 2008 at 17:20
like an almost dead fish with a hook in its mouth?

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